If I ran the world

There's be more stuff like this:

Forget Alien's vs. Predator. Imagine the move Aliens. Only replace the H.R. Geiger monstrosities with the cute furry Tribbles from the Star Trek world:
Just put that in your mind and remember this scene:

Them: "We searched the life boat centimeter by centimeter and found no evidence of an alien life form
Ripley: "That's because I blew it out the gawddamn airlock!"

Or we add some sounds and visuals to this scene:

Hudson: "...8 meters"
sound: we hear a clanking of something up above and a sinister *coo coo* noise.
Ripley: "That can't be that's inside the room"

Guess you have to be in my head to appreciate all that. But I swear I'm gonna film that some day and it's going to be freaking hilarious.